The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.

· We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less.

· We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.

· We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

· We dr!nk too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

· We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

· We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.

We've added years to life not life to years.

· We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.

· We conquered outer space but not inner space.

· We've done larger things, but not better things.

· We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice.

· We write more, but learn less.

· We plan more, but accomplish less.

· We've learned to rush, but not to wait.

We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

· These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships.

· These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes.

· These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.

· It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom.·

Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

· Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

· Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

· Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it.

· A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

· Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

I like this illustration because it reminds me of the power of words... Words can wound us worse than a physical injury.....We may carry the hurt of the words forever, while we can heal from a physical injury. We owe it to ourselves and to others to learn how and to use this most powerful of tools correctly, with skill, and compassion. Repeated thoughtlessness demonstrates the tone of ones character.

Virtual Surgery

"What lies behind you and what lies before you are tiny matters compared to what lies within you."

Very symbolic of the innocence we bring into the world. The clean slate with which we paint our personalities over a lifetime. Why do we forget so soon?                                                 
 

It's raining here......................................

HAPPINESS
"There are an awful lot of people out there. They are looking for happiness.
Well, the clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. They will not experience happiness from any other quarter than their own generation.
They will get the amount of happiness that they can generate.
But this happiness is not itself an emotion.
It is a word which states a condition and the anatomy of that condition is interest.
Happiness, you could say, is the overcoming of not unknowable obstacles toward a known goal."

 "Don't go to sleep Mama, look at me!," Ali shouted, tears streaking his bloodied face. "Don't die, please don't die!"

"A boy pleaded with his mother to stay conscious as she lay near death from shrapnel wounds in northern Lebanon after their van was struck by an Israeli missile. It was the scene that members of the extended Shaito family said they had feared most, the real reason they had held out for days in their village of Tireh in southern Lebanon, terrified of the Israeli bombardment, but more terrified of what might happen if they risked leaving. On Sunday they gave up their stand, and all 18 members crammed into the family's white Mazda minivan.

They had waved a white flag from the van, signifiying to Israeli aircraft that they were non-threatening.The Israeli military said in a statement that its aircraft operations over southern Lebanon on Sunday had targeted "approximately 20 vehicles" suspected of "serving the terror organization in the launching of missiles at Israel, and were recognized fleeing from or staying at missile-launching areas." The military did not comment on specific bombings, but cited the area south of Tyre, where the Shaitos were driving, as "an area used continuously by Hezbollah to fire missiles."

                                          Israeli children writing
                                       on artillery shells
                            bound for targets in Lebanon.

                                 What could the message be?

"From the children of Israel, to the children of Lebanon,  with love."?

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"When the End of the World Cometh..."

When the end of the world comes, everybody on earth goes to heaven.
God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and
the other line for the men that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.
The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God became weary and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!
Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

                                                         Sweet silence  
                                                      leaves a residue.
                                                                 Peace.
                                                              and Love
                                                          Harmonious
                                                            Melodious
                                                                  and
                                                               Honest.
                                                     Fingers of thought
                                                                 glide
                                                          salaciously
                                                         between the
                                                         subtle waves
                                                              of quiet.

                        p;                 

-Wahoo

Our society is made up of a large number of varied people.
Being good alone is not good enough.
Being merciful single-handedly cannot contribute much to the society.

If we want to establish a happy family, a blissful society,
we must be appreciative and grateful to one another.

Check the site Baghdad Burning (blogspot)

From the page: "And the world wonders how "terrorists" are created! A 15-year-old Lebanese girl lost five of her siblings and her parents and home in the Qana bombing! Ehud Olmert might as well kill her now because if he thinks she's going to grow up with anything but hate in her heart towards him and everything he represents, then he's delusional." ~Riverbend  

The strutting and posturing of so called "men", talking out of both ends... Weaving what they think are still clever stories,
Thinking anyone but the most delusional still believe.

I've never seen "men" behave as such cowards.
How brave must one be to rain down death on children
Without ever have looked into the eyes of those you label "Enemy"?
If you are so brave, why not seek out and fight your enemy hand to hand
Or maybe it's just easier to be the Rainman of death from way up there
Cause, it looks more like a video game than reality
And you can pretend it is just so... and sleep at night.

And what sort of "hero" takes pleasure and pride in the slaughter of others, even their enemy?

We have traded our heroes for ghosts
Our morals for a Latte
Our principles for an SUV
And care more about a drunk actor
than the bombs WE THE PEOPLE provided for the slaughtering.

It's not about blame
We are well past that point... And frankly, much like a mother would say to squabbling children "I don't care who started it!"
Enough is enough

"Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce."

Wahoo

Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few things in this world that you get free of charge. If you had all the money in the world, you couldn't buy an extra hour. What will you do with this priceless treasure? Remember, you must use it, as it is given only once. Once wasted you cannot get it back.

"Ants use an internal pedometer to find their way home without getting sidetracked, a new study reports."

Fascinating research. But who has the patience to glue stilts onto ants' legs? 

After a while you learn
the subtle difference between
holding a hand and chaining a soul
and you learn
that love doesn't mean leaning
and company doesn't always mean security.
And you begin to learn
that kisses aren't contracts
and presents aren't promises
and you begin to accept your defeats
with your head up and your eyes ahead
with the grace of woman, not the grief of a child
and you learn
to build all your roads on today
because tomorrow's ground is
too uncertain for plans
and futures have a way of falling down
in mid-flight.
After a while you learn
that even sunshine burns
if you get too much
so you plant your own garden
and decorate your own soul
instead of waiting for someone
to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can endure
you really are strong
you really do have worth
and you learn
and you learn
with every goodbye, you learn... 

..."When I despair,
I remember that all through history
the ways of truth and love have always won.
There have been tyrants, and murderers,
and for a time they can seem invincible,
but in the end they always fall.

Mahatma Gandhi - early 20th century

For Change, Don't Recycle

In the process of recycling there comes a point where nothing more can be reused from the material, and it's just junk. I sorta see our political system in that way ... a huge project of recycling that has simply gone on past the point of usefulness. We have recycled our "leaders" year after year, and have seen very little good out of them. Maybe it's time to just buy something new.
Politicians have grown arrogant in the power they perceive themselves to have. It really doesn't matter which side of the fence they claim they are on, the majority of them have failed to do the job they were given.

Maybe this is the year to stop the recycling ... and elect something fresh.
Recycle not the Politicians.

It doesn't take much,
Just a smile or a touch,
And I'm a kid again,
I can almost feel that wind...

No chains, no strings
No fences, no walls
No net, just you
To catch me when I fall
Look heart, no hands...

Look heart...
No hands. 

it's everything you do, your subtle ways just kill me
the very sight of you never stops to thrill me

there's something in your smile that sends the shivers down my spine and drives me wild
there's something in your smile, there's something in your smile

i've seen the light in you, but never shining through me
why do i cling to you when you're not dreaming of me

there's something in your smile that sends the shivers down my spine and drives me wild
there's something in your smile, there's something in your smile

- Wahoo

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If you were a landscape

If you were a landscape through which I could walk,
stand quietly and look with my eyes wide open
and stretch long out on the hard ground,
and press my face up against and say nothing.
But most of all it's like the arch of sky above
where there's space for outdoor light and dark clouds
and for the free wind in between
that whirls in my hair and covers my face
with kisses, without asking, without promising.

A lifetime without Love is of no account
Love is the Water of Life
Drink it down with heart and soul!

-Wahoo

I love this photo! Doesn't this picture makes you wonder what lies beyond that road, inviting you to go and discover it for yourself?

One morning, a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow, that is one ugly baby."

The woman was deeply hurt. She continued to get on to the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asked her, "What's wrong? You look mad."

She replied, "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."

"You shouldn't take that from him," the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take his badge number and report him."

"You're right sir, I think I will report him."

The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number. I'll hold your monkey for you." 

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 Courtroom Quotations

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

* Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
* Witness: "I only have one, you know."

* Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
* Witness: "By death."
* Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

* Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"

The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.

* Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
* Witness: "July 15th."
* Lawyer: "What year?"
* Witness: "Every year."

* Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
* Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
* Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
* Witness: "Er...his face."

* Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
* Witness: "Yes."
* Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
* Witness: "I forget."
* Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"

                                                      Love this animation!                                   

                                                       I wants to be here !!

 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

 -Wahoo

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Almost better than a cup of coffee to start your morning.... If you need a laugh, read through these Children's Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children....

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

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MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005

By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

-Wahoo 

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The Ringer - Theatrical Trailer
Two meatheads have a debt to pay off, so they decide to rig the Special Olympics--by competing in them.

                             
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The most mysterious thing of all is that nobody really believes they will die. You really don't believe you will die. You see others die. So this is important that you die every day. That you meditate, you sit still, and you realize "I will die. I do not know when. I must make the most of this birth." I want to really be present and here. You know? Really give everything all you've got. Make it complete, make it whole, make it real, whatever it is. Mean what you say, say what you mean. Do it. There is no tomorrow, there's only the moment. There is just now.

I thought about birds. Could they fly if there wasn't someone, somewhere, laughing?

               "You must be the change you wish to see in the world"

                                          Mahatma Gandhi

                                                         A Walk

                           Already my gaze is upon the hill, the sunny one,
                           at the end of the path which I've only just begun.
                           So we are grasped, by that which we could not grasp,
                           at such great distance, so fully manifest --

                          and it changes us, even when we do not reach it,
                          into something that, hardly sensing it, we already are;
                          a sign appears, echoing our own sign . . .
                          But what we sense is the falling winds.

 Hi,  my dear Friends..........I'm back. Sorry, I agree.. it was a long interval. However, thanks to all of you who have visited my space and left comments. i will be regularly updating my page from now on. So visit my page more often and please leave your precious comments............. 

-Wahoo 

Hi, It's my vacation time! I will be away for a month and I may not update my page regularly. However, please leave your comments.                      

             Wish me a happy holiday!

           Have a wonderful day!

 

Spray a bit of perfume on the light bulb in any room to create a lovely light scent in each room when the light is turned on. DO NOT put perfume on a light bulb while it is on or hot!

 

 

To clean artificial flowers, pour some salt into a paper bag and add the flowers. Shake vigorously as the salt will absorb all the dust and dirt and leave your artificial flowers looking like new! Works like a charm!

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

To get rid of itch from mosquito bites, try applying soap on the area and you will experience instant relief.

  

Ants, ants, ants everywhere .... Well, they are said to never cross a chalk line. So get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march. See for yourself.

Use air-freshener to clean mirrors. It does a good job and better still, leaves a lovely smell to the shine.

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going
to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits
them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay,
Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her."

              THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:

           Living on Earth is expensive,
           but it does include a free trip
           around the sun every year.

      
Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

 

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
 

The wind was too strong to wind the sail

 How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell?

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

  

                CHALK ONE UP FOR THE OLD DUDE

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by cheque.

" I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

One day little Bobby asked: "Daddy, how was I born?

His Dad replied: "Well, my son, I guess one day you will have to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room. Then I set up a date with your Mom via e-mail and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: "You've Got Male!"

         YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE TELLS IT ALL

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

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After digging to a depth of 100 metres last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American Scientists dug 200 metres and headlines in the US papers read "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advaced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earliert than the Russians"

One week later, the Indian newspapers reported the following: "after digging as deep as 500 metres, Indian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology"

                                 Love is like a butterfly
               That flaps its wings as it goes by.
                            It beats a rhythm
                                Quietly sings
                             So much beauty
                              In those wings
                              It doesn't stay
                               To let you see
                   Just how beautiful it can be
                             It hovers lightly
                         Teasing..'touch me, try'
                            Then as you reach
                              It says goodbye.
                          Love is like a butterfly
                        You think you've caught it
                                 Then it flies!

                             Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

-Wahoo 

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You wouldnot believe that these are just painted hands

 Wish me Happy birthday! It's my birthday -22nd October!

 (Note: Belated wishes r also accepted   )

                                 Have a  Pizza on my b'day! 

 -Wahoo

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LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

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 Convert is an easy to use unit conversion program 

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From Page:" College Alarm Clock 1.06 is a personal Alarm Clock for your PC. Features a 7-Day Format so that you can wake up earlier/later on different days of the week. Save/Load your weekly schedule to your hard drive. It will play any media file stored on your PC or LAN. You must have a player installed for each media file you wish to play (e.g., Winamp for mp3's or CD's, media player for avi's, Real Player for .rm's) Created by a college student for college students... in other words, freeware."

from the page: Wouldn't it be great if you could remember just one password that gave you access to ALL your web accounts without compromising security? Wouldn't it also be great if you could bring up a menu of your web accounts and simply logon to any of them with a mouse click? This type of functionality is called Single Sign-On (SSO) and this is exactly what AccountLogon allows you to do

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

Vacation Term Translation

In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the
following advertising lingo...

Old world charm =No bath

Tropical = Rainy

Majestic setting =A long way from town

Options galore =Nothing is included in the itinerary

Secluded hideaway =Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered rooms =Already occupied

Explore on your own =Pay for it yourself

Knowledgeable trip hosts =They've flown in an airplane before

No extra fees =No extras

"One thousand" contains the letter A, but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an A.

"Ough" can be pronounced in eight different ways. The following sentence contains them all:

"A rough-coated, dough-faced ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing thoughtfully.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Asthma" and "isthmi" are the only six-letter words that begin and end with a vowel and have no other vowels between.

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